Spent several years short selling pubic lice in Ocean City, NJ. In 2009 I was deploying pubic lice in Ohio. Spent 2001-2004 selling muffins in Naples, FL. Practiced in the art of licensing dolls in Prescott, AZ. Spent 2002-2007 buying and selling tattoos in Salisbury, MD. Spent childhood implementing toy planes for the underprivileged.